people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE
is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk
milk is the only thing i have left
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
My dad’s GPS
oh my go D
I AM SO DONE. YOU HAVE AN AWESOME VOICE. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. LIKE EVER.
whenever someone accidentally touches my butt and they end up being really hot
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
HAHAHAHA OMG I AM SCREAMING
LORD SAVE ME IM NOT BREATHING
Cackling laughter. And fortunately one of those light-haired gals.
Crystal I need you to check out my leg hair on friday… it’s fucking magical